As if I needed to spell it out after four consecutive instalments of Ward’s 7, here I made it
absolutely clear that I was really into Blake’s 7. At the time, we were five episodes into the
third series and it had obviously inspired me a hell of a lot. I don’t know if I was asked to
write about something I really enjoyed or whether I just couldn’t contain my enthusiasm, but
it looks like I decided to write the entire history of the programme from memory. And then
got carried away with irrelevance until I ran out of time.
As you can probably imagine (or spot straight away, if you know anything about Blake’s 7), I
got most of the details wrong. It was Avon, not Gan, who first boarded the Liberator with
Blake and Jenna. They were able to pilot the ship a full week before Zen revealed himself.
Servalan’s ‘battle cruiser’ definitely didn’t attack them near Cygnus Alpha because she wasn’t
introduced until three episodes later, and she definitely didn’t crash there. And all that stuff
about patrol troops and blasting them out of the sky - I completely made all that up. The rest
is more or less right, give or take a few things, but by that time I was clearly rushing to get it
done before the bell went.
To be fair, this is an eight year old trying to remember TV programmes from when he was
six. I assumed, when I read this, that I’d recently seen a repeat of the episode where they all
end up on Cygnus Alpha, explaining why I spent so much of this page mentioning it. But no -
scouring through BBC Genome, it’s clear that didn’t happen. Series 1 of Blake’s 7 wasn’t
repeated until the year 2000. Series 2 and 3 were never repeated on the BBC. Fortunately,
the episodes were available on VHS and DVD long ago (and are now available to stream to
your heart’s content on Britbox), which is how I know now what I didn’t know then.
It’s so weird, this idea that back then, we couldn’t instantly access all the information we
needed about whatever we wanted to know about. The internet is so much a part of our
lives now, I don’t give it a second thought. The ability to find out anything and everything
about Blake’s 7 is enshrined in international law as a basic human right. But in 1980, if I
didn’t tune into the right channel at the right time, that was it. Home video recorders - still
over a year away for me - would give us a bit more freedom. But there was no way to find
out what happened if you forgot to press record, no one to explain it to you if you didn’t
know anyone who’d seen it. And the idea that you’d ever see it again was distant and remote.
I longed to see this stuff again, but never really thought I would. Did that make it more
exciting? I don’t know. But it definitely meant I never imagined anyone would scrutinise my
misrememberings to this extent. Much less that it would be me who did it.
Whatever happens, if you haven’t actually watched the whole of Blake’s 7 and don’t know
how it all pans out in the end, DO NOT READ SPOILERS AND DON’T SKIP AHEAD. It’s worth
sticking with it on the slow path - the ending will be so much sweeter if you’ve earned it.
TOPIC 2
The one where it all
kicks off
TERM 2
The birth of the 1980s -
Blake’s 7, Blondie and
battles in space
Great Space Battles
Three mighty empires
take their first steps
into outer space
Waen Shepherd 2
Waen’s heroic antics in
the far-flung future of
2007 AD!
Blake’s 7
The Forgotten World
John and Mick fall foul
of some extreme
potholing
Bonfire Night
Waen’s first time at the
annual village fireworks
display
Happy Easter!
A home made Easter
card I made for my
Mum and Dad
Bonfire Night
Waen’s first time at the
annual village fireworks
display
TOPIC 2
The one where it all
kicks off
TERM 1
A day-by-day account of
Waen’s first term at
Fairburn School
TERM 2
The birth of the 1980s -
Blake’s 7, Blondie and
battles in space
Great Space Battles
Three mighty empires
take their first steps
into outer space
Waen Shepherd 2
Waen’s heroic antics in
the far-flung future of
2007 AD!
Blake’s 7
As if I needed to spell it out after four consecutive
instalments of Ward’s 7, here I made it absolutely clear
that I was really into Blake’s 7. At the time, we were
five episodes into the third series and it had obviously
inspired me a hell of a lot. I don’t know if I was asked
to write about something I really enjoyed or whether I
just couldn’t contain my enthusiasm, but it looks like I
decided to write the entire history of the programme
from memory. And then got carried away with
irrelevance until I ran out of time.
As you can probably imagine (or spot straight away, if
you know anything about Blake’s 7), I got most of the
details wrong. It was Avon, not Gan, who first boarded
the Liberator with Blake and Jenna. They were able to
pilot the ship a full week before Zen revealed himself.
Servalan’s ‘battle cruiser’ definitely didn’t attack them
near Cygnus Alpha because she wasn’t introduced
until three episodes later, and she definitely didn’t
crash there. And all that stuff about patrol troops and
blasting them out of the sky - I completely made all
that up. The rest is more or less right, give or take a
few things, but by that time I was clearly rushing to get
it done before the bell went.
To be fair, this is an eight year old trying to remember
TV programmes from when he was six. I assumed,
when I read this, that I’d recently seen a repeat of the
episode where they all end up on Cygnus Alpha,
explaining why I spent so much of this page
mentioning it. But no - scouring through BBC Genome,
it’s clear that didn’t happen. Series 1 of Blake’s 7 wasn’t
repeated until the year 2000. Series 2 and 3 were
never repeated on the BBC. Fortunately, the episodes
were available on VHS and DVD long ago (and are now
available to stream to your heart’s content on Britbox),
which is how I know now what I didn’t know then.
It’s so weird, this idea that back then, we couldn’t
instantly access all the information we needed about
whatever we wanted to know about. The internet is so
much a part of our lives now, I don’t give it a second
thought. The ability to find out anything and
everything about Blake’s 7 is enshrined in international
law as a basic human right. But in 1980, if I didn’t tune
into the right channel at the right time, that was it.
Home video recorders - still over a year away for me -
would give us a bit more freedom. But there was no
way to find out what happened if you forgot to press
record, no one to explain it to you if you didn’t know
anyone who’d seen it. And the idea that you’d ever see
it again was distant and remote. I longed to see this
stuff again, but never really thought I would. Did that
make it more exciting? I don’t know. But it definitely
meant I never imagined anyone would scrutinise my
misrememberings to this extent. Much less that it
would be me who did it.
Whatever happens, if you haven’t actually watched the
whole of Blake’s 7 and don’t know how it all pans out
in the end, DO NOT READ SPOILERS AND DON’T SKIP
AHEAD. It’s worth sticking with it on the slow path - the
ending will be so much sweeter if you’ve earned it.
Ward’s 7
John Ward and his band
of rebels fight the evil
Federation